A non fiction, humorous account of mine, as a solo visually impaired traveller! I started writing this after I became visually impaired, but also started going on trips alone. Suddenly my experiences made me look at my travels differently, noticing things, ok, annoying things, that I saw the funny side of. Stuff I am sure other people notice too....
A snippet from Chapter One....
What is this book about...?
Hellooo! Well if you are reading this in full paperback print with an ISBN on the back cover and it smells like all new books smell, then I have made it as a published author. Yipppeeeee!
Welcome to my world. If you have very little sense of humour, are easily offended by the odd teeny weeny swear word then ask for a refund!
I have a rather wacky sense of humour but I like to think I am funny! Maybe I should have got a job as a clown. But I hateclowns. Bloody scary and freaky with their garish makeup, big red bulbous noses, unbelievablyhuge shoes and baggy trousers. (Hang on, that describes me in my late teens when I went clubbing....those were the days. I call them my 'Alice Cooper' days. Because at the end of the disco when the lights came up, my eyeliner and mascara had run and left black rivers down my cheeks. Quick! Run! Where can I hide....)
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